HAHAHA!!
i just saw the online progress report. it's so hilarious. HAHA. i didn't know about this whole thing until miaoran announced it today. HAHAHA. i can't stop laughing. ok full account of online progress report below.
note:
AE - Approaching Expectations
ME - Meeting Expectations
EE-Exceeding Expectations
Geography
She shows understanding of geographical concepts-ME
She is able to apply knowledge to real life issues-ME
She is able to analyse geographical data-ME
She is able to interpret and extract relevant information from photographs and maps-ME
She is able to justify her views with sound reasons-ME
Remarks-NIL
haha. i can't believe i got ME for geog. i'm practically like, sleeping during lessons. and i doubt she knows my name. HAHAHA. like hurhur i don't think i know how to interpret maps etc. HAHAHA. i still can't believe it. xD
Chinese
口语表达能力-A
理解能力-A
书面表达能力-A
学习态度-A
Remarks-在准备辩论赛的过程中,可见她思路清晰、分析能力亦强,是可培养的辩手。
ok so i got 4As again. HAHA. i can't believe i got A for learning attitude. i'm practically not really paying very much attention during the lessons. but i still listened when it is something important. haha. and zheng lao shi's comments were on the debate competition. -.- haha.
History
She is able to elaborate on her ideas-ME
She is good at grasping historical concepts-ME
She has an analytical mind-ME
She is organised and systematic in presenting her answers-ME
She is able to offer different points of views-ME
Remarks-Able to answer the questions adequately, but she must look more thoroughly at both sides of a question when required.
HAHAHA. this line has being appearing in almost all my assignments and tests. elaborate more. argue on both sides. haha. i've got so numb about it already. tell me how can elaborate more when there is no time at all? and when mackintosh says stop everyone started throwing paper to yeelin who asked them to pass them to me. -.- haha. but still i'm happy with ME since almost all my history tests and assignments all borderline pass. i think history is one of my most consistent subject. EVERYTHING 5/10. HAHAHA. xD but i'm improving. no longer borderline pass. but also hao bu dao na li la. haha. xD
Lang Arts
Reads widely and consistently-ME
Makes an effort in acquiring language (e.g.learning points noted in log book)-EE
Conscientious in improving speech (e.g. pronunciation, stress, intonation pattern)-AE
Conscientious in addressing errors found in vocabulary /expression/grammar-ME
Consciously uses correct register in speech and writing-ME
Practises Standard English in formal/classroom situations-ME
Contributes during class discussions-ME
Remarks-Shows good attitude and had persisted with the tasks despite difficulties.
HAHAHA. OK THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST HILARIOUS REPORT I HAVE EVER SEEN. MRS HENG ACTUALLY GAVE ME AN EE!! AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S SO HILARIOUS. AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. HAHAHA. okok. calm down. but i still can't believe it. of all the teachers, mrs heng actually gave me an EE!! oh my god. and i read widely? doubt so. and i practise standard english during discussions? *eh excuse me ah. is singlish or chinese counted as formal english or not ah? eh i dun TINK so leh!* and i contribue during class discussions? i'm either sleeping or doing my homework can. HAHAHA. i still can't believe it! xD
Science
Laboratory-Based
Has a concept of accuracy-AE
Able to deduce logically from observations-AE
Able to observe correctly-ME
Proficient in manipulative skills-AE
Produces quality laboratory reports-ME
Classroom-Based
Shows enthusiasm for the subject-ME
Works well in a group-ME
Produces quality written work-ME
Submits work on time-ME
Responsive in class-ME
Remarks-Attentive in class. She has the potential to do well if she perserveres and continues to work hard.
hurhur. like everyone has the potential to do well if they preserveres and continues to work hard. thanks for consoling me anyway. haha. -.- i show enthusiasm for the subject? i think i showed more enthusiasm in drawing covalent and ionic bonding than listening to the lesson. HAHA. and i produce quality written work? haha. are doodles counted? and i think my lab work sucks based on this report. HAHA. but i don't care. i don't like lab lessons. >.< Maths
Work Attitude
She shows interest in the subject-ME
She is attentive in class-ME
She submits work on time-EE
She produces quality work-ME
Skills
Able to present solution in a logical sequence-ME
Shows analytical skill-ME
Pays attention to details-ME
Asks relevant questions-ME
Has an inquiring mind-ME
Able to apply concepts learnt-ME
Competent at algebraic manipulation-ME
Remarks-Shown improvement as compared to last term. She has put effort in her work.
haha. duh i improved as compared to term 2. i missed like half of the maths lessons in term 2? and i failed my test and nearly got the lowest in class? haha. if i don't improve i think i go knock myself into the wall already. AND I GOT AN EE TOO!! oh man. i can't believe it. i got EE for two of my worst and most hated subjects. how ironic. and hello? i ask relevant questions? can i just say i practically never ask questions during class? and how can i be paying attention to details when i practically copy at least one question wrongly in every tests? hurhur. this is getting a bit funny. HAHAHA. this is probably the most hilarious progress report i've ever received. BWAHAHA. xD
HAHAHA. such a hilarious progress report. and it had certainly brighten up my day since i'm feeling depressed the whole day. xD
-chen"-