anyway. forget about those unhappy things. suxiang and me were just waiting for chem test to be over to get high. haha. xD
us and our hongkong buddy were being damn lame during IH lesson.
task: come up with a policy for the elderly.
our definition of elderly people: >65 (cos CPF at 55. we calculated that they need around 10 years to finish their CPF. xD)
some normal policies:
- Medical subsidies
- Fruit money (HK800. our buddy said 800, we misterpreted it as $800. that gave khong quite a shock. yea. in the end we were like NONO HK800! and that gave khong another shock. -.-)
weird policies:
- Free cow. cows provide them with milk, this is to ensure that they have strong bones and thus reduce the risk of osteoporosis.
- Free Yun Nam/Beijing 101 haircare service. suxiang commented that adults have oily hair (eg khong) and by giving them proper haircare services, it can reduce the risk of going botak (as advertised xD).
- Free telescope (as in literally, not the starhub telescope magazine). to ensure that they will be able to read the newspapers from all over the world. this can prevent lao nian chi dai and also equip with essential general knowledge.
- Free subscription to STYLE magazine/bring them to fashion shows. to let them catch up with the latest trends and also to improve their sense of.. fashion? yea. xD
- Ban handphone. too much radiation is not good for health. xD
- Ban smoking/alcohol. not good for health too.
- Teach them how to grow plants/give them free plants (day service only). to xiao mo shi jian. xD plants give out oxygen in the day and as they give out carbon dioxide during the night, it's better to get them away from the elderly people. yea. besides the cow can eat the plants for food too. xD
- SPECIAL POLICY FOR LINGYING: free flow of chocolates and ice creams. so that she would get diabetes and die faster. xD
yea. the above policies are not to be taken seriously. xD we were just being super lame and bored. haha. anyway i realise our group (suxiang me and hk buddy) were the noisiest cos we were laughing away. xD
got back IH test. it was alright. got a lucky number. xD thought i would fail it though. haha.
bluetooth for my handphone isn't working. :( cannot transfer the files to my phone. :(